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What are you eating? Page 247

1 cheese and lettuce roll.
1 cheese and tomato roll.
1 cheese and tomato and lettuce roll.

:D

OMGZ!! The cheese and tomato roll was amazing! I forgot to mention I slightly toasted each roll, so it was a light, crispy bread with melty cheese and juicy tomatoes and just mmmmm...

A satsuma. Alas, no girls nearby to squirt.

A ploughmans - mmm lovely.

Just had some veggie soup. I am on the soup and cereal diet because I can't afford food. :( Bring on pay day on Thursday. I have £3 to my name.

Lemon sugarfree gum.

Quote: EllieJP @ April 27 2009, 2:15 PM BST

Just had some veggie soup. I am on the soup and cereal diet because I can't afford food. :( Bring on pay day on Thursday. I have £3 to my name.

You're the office manager, buy some food and hide it under post-it note purchases or something.

Hot tomato soup after walking home in the rain. Heavenly.

Quote: chipolata @ April 27 2009, 2:36 PM BST

You're the office manager, buy some food and hide it under post-it note purchases or something.

The reason I am the Office Manager is because I am trustworthy. I also have a real thing about breaking rules. I can't do it. Stealing is BAD!

No, stealing is wrong. Michael Jackson is BAD!

eggs and maple infused sausages with toast.

Quote: Curt @ April 27 2009, 3:27 PM BST

eggs and maple infused sausages with toast.

That sounds just plain wrong. Sick

Elves have maple syrup on everything.
It's one of the four main food groups.

Quote: zooo @ April 27 2009, 3:31 PM BST

Elves have maple syrup on everything.
It's one of the four main food groups.

I hate myself for asking this, but; what are the other three?

ps, not sure maple syrup on everything seems very elfy. >_<

It's Canadiany

Is it true you Canadians have massive tusk like incissors for attacking Maple Trees like vampires?

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