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Bollards. It's got as much to do with religion as chocolate Easter eggs.

I'll Lent you in a minute.

I had the hottest (spiciest) meal ever last night. Calamari with piri piri sauce and rice with jalepenos in. Nearly burnt my mouth off, but I did have nicely plumped lips afterwards... sexy!

Errr

Milk bottles.

Quote: EllieJP @ February 25 2009, 9:28 AM GMT

I had the hottest (spiciest) meal ever last night. Calamari with piri piri sauce and rice with jalepenos in. Nearly burnt my mouth off, but I did have nicely plumped lips afterwards... sexy!

EEESH!
Some girls I work with have this lip balm stuff that burns your lips in the same way to plump them up.
Let's just hope for their men's sake that they wipe it off before bed time.

Ah yes, Muther Plucker stuff. It's awesome.

Quote: EllieJP @ February 25 2009, 3:30 PM GMT

Ah yes, Muther Plucker stuff. It's awesome.

GAH! Not you too Ellie!
Is it really worth burning your lips to get plump lips?

Quote: Curt @ February 25 2009, 3:32 PM GMT

GAH! Not you too Ellie!
Is it really worth burning your lips to get plump lips?

It really works and your lips look so sexy. It's not burning... it's tingling.

Quote: Curt @ February 25 2009, 3:03 PM GMT

EEESH!
Some girls I work with have this lip balm stuff that burns your lips in the same way to plump them up.
Let's just hope for their men's sake that they wipe it off before bed time.

Speak for yourself, Canadian Wimp. A little bit of pain never hurt anyone.

Also, I'm eating a KitKat Chunky. It's surprisingly nice and I feel quite manly eating it.

Just how big are you talking about here by 'plump', Ellie?

Quote: Aaron @ February 25 2009, 3:59 PM GMT

Just how big are you talking about here by 'plump', Ellie?

Oh not massive... just a bit bigger than normal!

Well as long as you're not going all Angelina Jolie on us. Sick

Chips and mini kievs.

How chavvy's that?

Quote: Aaron @ February 25 2009, 4:41 PM GMT

Well as long as you're not going all Angelina Jolie on us. Sick

Nah. Just Ellie with plump (face) lips.

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