LIES.
What are you eating? Page 12
Quote: Aaron @ May 19 2008, 11:31 PM BSTLIES.
No, my scouse chum is almost correct. Strawberries nine times out of ten are very disappointing. This is because one time out of ten they are absolutely blinding.
Quote: zooo @ May 19 2008, 6:16 PM BSTJacket potato with cheese and coleslaw.
(That's not how Jake How tastes, just what I ate.)
How do you know that Jake how doesn't taste of jacket potato with cheese and coleslaw? My cousin Wendy tastes of smokey bacon crisps. Just one of her many talents.
What part of her?! 
Her hair of course. You do ask some silly questions.
But where does the hair grow?!
The hair under her arms is smokey bacon, on her head cheese and chives and all the rest smells of fish for some reason. Haddock I think.
Quote: roscoff @ May 20 2008, 12:18 AM BSTThe hair under her arms is smokey bacon, on her head cheese and chives and all the rest smells of fish for some reason. Haddock I think.
I thought some of my posts had reached a certain low but thanks guys for making me feel more wholesome 
AC, you think this is low 
Quote: roscoff @ May 20 2008, 12:24 AM BSTAC, you think this is low
I should have put the accent on the word certain I guess 
Quote: Alan Cornforth @ May 20 2008, 12:21 AM BSTI thought some of my posts had reached a certain low but thanks guys for making me feel more wholesome
Haven't you met Charley yet? (That's not Charly by the way)
Wait till you get the charisma and Leevil experience. You will want to poke out your eyes. I've already done it in case I run into them again. 
Quote: David Chapman @ May 20 2008, 12:28 AM BSTHaven't you met Charley yet? (That's not Charly by the way)
Nope but I have seen some of her posts in the threads. I realise that I haven't lived yet
From todays BBC news site.
"Switching from beef to kangaroo burgers could significantly help to reduce greenhouse gas emissions, says an Australian scientist.
The methane gas produced by sheep and cows through belching and flatulence is more potent than carbon dioxide in the damage it can cause to the environment.
But kangaroos produce virtually no methane because their digestive systems are different.
Sheep and cattle account for 11% of Australia's carbon footprint and over the years, there have been various proposals to deal with the problem.
Now Dr Wilson believes kangaroos might hold the answer.
He said: "It tastes excellent, not unlike venison - only a different flavour."
Not unlike Venison but a different flavour?
And it's nice to know that kangaroo farts aren't dangerous.
Venison is vile.