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Slim pickings in the fridge after being away for 2 weeks, so I had to settle for burgers on the grill. I nearly cracked my counter tops and floor tiles trying to separate the frozen patties. Guess it'll be fresh from now on.

ok I gave in and ate two pre packed hotdogs.

They weren't very big though so shouldn't be too bad for me.

You are not supposed to use an axe.

Quote: zooo @ November 18 2008, 12:04 AM GMT

You are not supposed to use an axe.

It was more of a WWF-style smackdown with a few body slams for good measure. I conquered the meat in the end, but 2 patties made like hockey pucks and whizzed across the floor and under the stove. GOAL!!!

It wasn't easy removing them.

Were they all dusty?

Quote: zooo @ November 18 2008, 12:15 AM GMT

Were they all dusty?

Yes, they were dusted with a coating of boric acid that I'd spread under the stove and fridge as prevention against bugs. They're in the garbage can now.

Yummy!

I'm about to get my teeth into a beef and horseradish sandwich.

AND THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT!

Quote: Ben @ November 18 2008, 1:29 PM GMT

AND THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT!

Queen?

I had brunch while I was out.

2 fried eggs, 2 sausages, 2 slices of Bacon, mushrooms and fries.

It was very nice.

I had a mozeralla and sun dried tomato baguette. Yummy.

how very healthy of you.

Just ate two packets of Chilli Heatwave Doritos and I want more! :(

I found out today that PepsiCo own Walkers. I'm going to feel all dirty and disgusting eating them from now on.

Cheese, salad sandwich with mayo.

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