TWO TURKEYS TALKING
BERT: Alright Fred? Any news on the job front?
FRED: Nagh! Nothing doin...i was offered one job, a bit of temp work over xmas.
BERT: What was that then?
FRED: Modelling.
BERT:Nice one! Where at?
FRED: Big place up the road...Bernard Mathews...i went for a look round but i turned it down.
BERT: What for?
FRED: You should have seen the pratts they wanted me to work with, a right bunch of stiffs, all done up like a dogs dinner, and cold! It was bloody freezing, so i said no thanks and i was off.
BERT: Don't blame you, i'd have done the same...so what you doin for xmas?
FRED: Off round to the in laws.
BERT: Lucky you...what's on the menu?
FRED: I think they're having a Muslim this year, they only eat that halal meat now.
