1.Ext. Nimrodentrance. Day.
An OFFICER is talking to a couple of regular SOLDIERS. We see the entrance to the fuselage of the nimrod.
OFFICER: Right chaps, we're off to afganistan. Hurrah!
SOLDIERS: Hurrah!
SOLDIER/1: I had an afgan once, wasn't called stan though.
SOLDIER/2: What was it called?
SOLDIER/1: Pennywise i think.
OFFICER: Shut up you chaps, things to do what not. By jove yes indeed. I should coco. Now lets give the old girl the once over, we don't want any accidents mid flight haha.
THEY SEARCH OUTSIDE THE PLANE THEN LOOK INSIDE.
OFFICER: How the bloody hell did he get in there!
SOLDIER/1: Oh, apparently sir, once they get in they can't get back out again.
OFFICER: Hey, out you!
WE SEE THE SOLDIERS BACK OFF FOLLOWED BY THE GRIM REAPER.
GRIM: I wouldn't go in there lads, it's a bleedin' death trap.
END.
(just a quick one, bit obvious this isn't it? All comments welcome.)
Oh, yes! Me laughed ooout loud.