I've been ill all day with stomach cramps and and dodgy stomach. I think I may be pegnant 
ILL
And you want our sympathy?
Pull yourself together man.
Pull yourself. Geddit?
Quote: David Chapman @ November 10, 2007, 12:12 AMAnd you want our sympathy?
No the hatred helps me get through the pain 
Do you want a hug?
Cats like stroking mostly!
Poorly tummy indeed, he just wants his tummy rubbing! 
Quote: ajp29 @ November 10, 2007, 12:07 AMI've been ill all day with stomach cramps and and dodgy stomach. I think I may be pegnant
Its ectopic AJP.
Get to casualty right now.
Leave this second. You will be seen by Nov 26th.
Quote: zooo @ November 10, 2007, 1:44 AMDo you want a hug?
Yes Please 
Quote: Frankie Rage @ November 10, 2007, 1:47 AMCats like stroking mostly!
Poorly tummy indeed, he just wants his tummy rubbing!
No thank you
Quote: Charley @ November 10, 2007, 2:38 AMIts ectopic AJP.
Get to casualty right now.
Leave this second. You will be seen by Nov 26th.
a little something to cheer you up xx
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GmwqpHsMExg
Quote: marion @ November 10, 2007, 3:32 AMa little something to cheer you up xx
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GmwqpHsMExg
Brilliant. That really has cheered me up thank you I thought my cat was the only one. Furry alarm clock my eye
Pleased to be of service. Who ever did that certainly was a cat person. One of my cat's, Edmund, was born in a Sherman tank (you couldn't make it up!) and his mum must have abandoned the litter when they moved the tank. They took it from the north to a place near hear in the south called the War and Peace show. They found the newborn litter in the tank and I reared them on the bottle. Homed all by my little Ed who was a funny little thing. He is obsessed with me (his mum) and does all that save for the bat and sits on my lap and hold the tip of my nose in between his teeth. He's a very special baby. 
Quote: Frankie Rage @ November 10, 2007, 1:47 AMCats like stroking mostly!
My cat likes eating mostly.
(I could make a pun here about eating pussy, but y'know, it's too early in the morning.)
Quote: Charley @ November 10, 2007, 2:38 AMLeave this second. You will be seen by Nov 26th.
And that's a generous estimate.
Quote: marion @ November 10, 2007, 3:48 AMOne of my cat's, Edmund, was born ... a place near hear in the south ...
>_<
Aaron, is that you in that photo?
Ye look like a young Warren Zevonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!
You and me, we are going to smoke some pot together in 2008.
Should I bring my lefthanded Les Paul and Weeping Demon wah-wah pedal?
Quote: Skibbington von Skubber @ November 10, 2007, 10:47 AMAaron, is that you in that photo?
Ye look like a young Warren Zevonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!
Yes, and o_0
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Ha!! He's not wrong.