Leevil, I went on your link and almost spilled my curry. It took hours to remove the stain. Warn me next time. 
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The stain of what exactly?
Quote: Leevil @ November 9, 2007, 11:44 AM*Googles*
http://www.london-select.net/girls/lucy-montgomery/index.html
Lee, I've just looked through the first 10 pages of Google results for "Lucy Montgomey", and not found that. Sure you're not using Booble? Or just really, really determined to find something saucy? I'm highly suspicious of you now, and wouldn't trust you alone with small children. 
Quote: Leevil @ November 9, 2007, 12:02 PMI always get her and Olivia Lee mixed up, but then I remember Olivia Lee makes my skin crawl...
Who's Olivia Lee?
Quote: johnny roulette @ November 9, 2007, 12:33 PMgreat website. i can't believe how much it costs for an escort.
I know, it's mental. Next time I need a career change, I won't have to think very hard about what I want to do.
Quote: hotzappa11 @ November 9, 2007, 1:18 PMhttp://www.pbjmgt.co.uk/clients/lucy-montgomery/Image2_lucym19.jpg
That's a better picture but very, very big.
Aw, bless 'er. 
Quote: zooo @ November 9, 2007, 11:56 AMLucy Montgomery is really pretty, and actually very funny, on other stuff. I think she was one of the many 'who's that?' people on Law of the Playground.
She's also in The Armstrong & Miller Show at the moment. But you probably knew that.
Quote: Simon Stratton @ November 9, 2007, 2:51 PMBut I just think the writing's not great.
Well it is co-written and co-created by Bob Mortimer, so that's pretty much a given.
Quote: johnny roulette @ November 9, 2007, 2:57 PMi've sent you a private message because it ended in sex and clearly you don't remember and now i'm pregnant and everything.
Quote: SlagA @ November 9, 2007, 4:22 PMLeevil, I went on your link and almost spilled my curry. It took hours to remove the stain.
Hmmmmmmmm...?
Anyway, an amusing no-shit-Sherlock quote from the programme's Wikipedia entry now.
Tittybangbang's pilot episode aired on BBC Three on September 20, 2005, although the programme had already been commissioned for a six episode series. The pilot episode achieved and sustained viewing figures of 475,000 viewers, making it the most watched new comedy show in the channel's history.
Quote: Aaron @ November 9, 2007, 5:41 PMLee, I've just looked through the first 10 pages of Google results for "Lucy Montgomey", and not found that. Sure you're not using Booble? Or just really, really determined to find something saucy? I'm highly suspicious of you now, and wouldn't trust you alone with small children.
I knew who she was, I just wanted to clarify if I thought she was good looking, so I went straight for the image search.
Quote: Leevil @ November 9, 2007, 6:23 PMI knew who she was, I just wanted to clarify if I thought she was good looking, so I went straight for the image search.
Ah right. Ok. Well I'm not going to GI her name, just because I'm too lazy, so I'll take your word for it.
So what was the answer?
Quote: Simon Stratton @ November 9, 2007, 9:38 AMJust found out this has got a third series! How? The clips look awful.
THIRD SERIES??? I genuinely didn't know it had got through a second. 
Quote: Aaron @ November 9, 2007, 6:36 PMAh right. Ok. Well I'm not going to GI her name, just because I'm too lazy, so I'll take your word for it.
So what was the answer?
Meh. She's not ugly.
Quote: Leevil @ November 9, 2007, 7:00 PMMeh. She's not ugly.
Only "not ugly"? Tut tut!
"Sorry" Who are you, like her mummy or sommet?
HOW DID YOU KNOW?!
Did you say Bob Mortimer was involved in the writing? No!
I think it's another one of these where a couple of good sketches have been stretched out to 3 hours.
It is really watched by people who don't know any better and saying it wasBBC3's biggest audience isn't saying a lot.
I think we should invade BBC3 and stage a comedy coup.
Quote: David Chapman @ November 9, 2007, 8:19 PMDid you say Bob Mortimer was involved in the writing? No!
Not only that, but apparently he was co-creator.
(And went by his real name through the first two series', so must have known it was shit.)
That is a surprise.
I thought it was just a girlie thing.
No, I shit you not. Although I'm going by Wikipedia (ahem) for specifics, I did check the DVD packaging and it does clearly state his name as writer. With only one other.
Yeah, he was on a breakfast show this morning talking about it, which triggered this post.
Johnny - last time you said you were pregnant I gave you money for an abortion and you spent it on a dress and a new pair of tits. Not going to fall for that again!