(COLDPLAY)
INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY CHRIS AND GUY SIT IN STUDIO, PRODUCER NIGEL IN SOUND BOOTH
GUY BERRYMAN
Mornin’ Chris
CHRIS MARTIN
Aright how you doin’ good to be in the studio again, I’ve been up all night workin’ on tracks for the new album, you’ll love them
GUY BERRYMAN
Let’s hear it then Chris
CHRIS MARTIN
STRUMS GUITAR, SINGS
I’m so happy everything is fine, sittin’ in my mansion drinking my wine, I’m so happy everything is fine have you met that wife of mine
GUY BERRYMAN
What the f**k was that?
CHRIS MARTIN
It’s great innit’
GUY BERRYMAN
But we’re coldplay
CHRIS MARTIN
So?
GUY BERRYMAN
Well that wasn’t our sound
CHRIS MARTIN
But I’m trying to move us in a new musical direction
GUY BERRYMAN
We do four gloomy guitar clouds and some bollocks about feelings that’s our sound remember yellow? Look at the stars and all that other f**kin’ crap
CHRIS MARTIN
But that was when we hadn’t made it now were all-rich and I’ve got a beautiful wife and….
GUY BERRYMAN
Ask Nigel
CHRIS MARTIN
Nigel?
NIGEL
It’s not really you Chris
CHRIS MARTIN
Yeah but
NIGEL
What but what about fair-trade and poverty and all that?
CHRIS MARTIN
There’s a lot of problems in the world I know, but I’m really happy with my life and everything you know, it’s good to be alive
GUY BERRYMAN
Do somethin’ Nige
(pause)
NIGEL
Chris you like movies don’t you?
CHRIS MARTIN
Course I do, you’ve met my beautiful wife
NIGEL
Do you remember a movie your wife was in with Morgan Freeman and Brad Pitt?
CHRIS MARTIN
Eh yeah, I think, she’s been in a lot of movies you know that
GUY BERRYMAN
It’s seven mate, you remember that?
CHRIS MARTIN
She just has a small part in that didn’t she?
NIGEL
Yeah it was kind of significant though wasn’t it?
GUY BERRYMAN
Yeah at the end, remember what happened at the end?
CHRIS MARTIN
(sad) oh yeah
NIGEL
How does it make you feel? Thinkin’ about that?
CHRIS MARTIN
STRUMS GUITAR, SINGS
Head in a box, head in a box, that’s your beautiful head, there in that box, I can’t fix you if your heads in a box
GUY BERRYMAN
Nigel?
NIGEL
I love it
GUY BERRYMAN
Another number one right their Chris
CHRIS MARTIN
I think I have to go for a walk now
GUY BERRYMAN
Okay you go to your little sad place now Chris, I’ll get your blankie
CHRIS MARTIN
Make trade fair
GUY BERRYMAN
Nice one Nige
I liked this a lot. Very nice. Well done, mate.
That Chris Martin is nice and he's a vegan, isn't he?