We see a judge in court with the attendants sitting in front of him.
Judge
Mr Lance Barlow, you are hereby charged with, on the morning of the 16th, openly impersonating a police officer. How do you plead?
We see the dock, where three policemen stand in a triangle. There is a long pause before one of the rear policemen pokes the frontal man.
Policeman 1
Oi, tell 'im sonny.
The front policeman turns round, irate.
Policeman 2
What are you talking about? You're the defendant.
Judge
Please, constables, could you correctly identify the defendant?
Policeman 3
Well, it's one of these two.
Policeman 1
Trying to instigate me? It's you isn't it ya bastard!
Policeman 2
It must be one of you.
Policeman 3
You devious wanker.
Policeman 1
Well, how are we going to sort this out?
Policeman 2
Draw straws?
Policeman 3
Get away, he's the one.
Judge
Silence, I find you all guilty of contempt to the court and sentence you accordingly. Take yourselves away.
The policemen all place hands on eachother's shoulders.
