British Comedy Guide

PETS SHOP

A MAN WALKS INTO A PET SHOP LOOKING TO BUY A DOG.

OWNER: Good morning sir! Can i help you?

MAN: Yes i'm thinking of buying a dog.

OWNER: Well you've come to the right place, we have quite a selection just now...do you know what breed of dog you would like?

MAN: Yes! I'd like a labrador.

OWNER: Good choice sir, they're very friendly, easy to train...

MAN: I know, plus you never know when you might go blind!

I nearly choked on that punchline. So, you can't drink and laugh at the same time, after all. Damn!
Very good, very silly. Loved it.

Yep nice gag, short and sweet!!!

:O Well, you've taken something funny and sharp and turned it into something else.
Sorry, mate, we all can take an idea and use it and be proud but that's a sweet little sketch that's best left alonel

Quote: marion @ November 15, 2007, 8:22 PM

:O Well, you've taken something funny and sharp and turned it into something else.
Sorry, mate, we all can take an idea and use it and be proud but that's a sweet little sketch that's best left alonel

Oops sorry if you think I broke some etiquette. I removed the post

I do like the man's rather grim enthusiasm in the original.

Very good.

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