FADE INJESUS GRILL)
INT. T.V.STUDIO – DAY
T.V. PRESENTER
HEY THERE . IS YOU A CHRISTIAN? IS YOU A JESUS FREAK? DO Y’ALL FIND YOURSELF OFTEN ASKIN WHAT WOULD JESUS DO? DON’T YA’LL NEVER ASK YOURSELF WHAT WOULD JESUS EAT? IF YOU DO THEN IT’S ABOUT TIME THAT YA’LL GOT YOURSELF A JESUS GRILL.THE JESUS GRILL IS A REVOLUTIONARY NEW COOKING SYSTEM FOR GOOD CHRISTIAN FOLKS LIKES YOU
SERIES OF SHOTS:
A)JESUS GRILL
B)JESUS GRILL MAKING A TOASTIE WITH THE FACE OF JESUS IMPRINTED IN THE MIDDLE
C)JESUS GRILLED USED TO COOK CHICKEN,FISH, VEGTABLES ETC
THE JESUS GRILL NOT ONLY DRAINS SINFUL FAT FROM YOUR FOOD BUT ALSO THANKS TO IT’S PATENT PENDING FLAT GRILL PUTS THE FACE OF JESUS RIGHT ON YOUR FOOD. WANTS TO MAKE YOUR SELF A NICE GRILLED CHEESE SANDWHICH WITH THE SMILING FACE OF JESUS ON YOUR BREAD. MMM HMM DON’T THAT LOOK TASTY. OR GRILL THE FACE OF JESUS RIGHT ON YOUR LOAVES AND FISHES MMN HMM THOSE IS SOME TASTY MORSELS RIGHT THERE.AND THAT’S NOT ALL, ORDER THE JESUS GRILL TODAY AND GET A FREE JESUS JUICER, CAUSE YA’LL WOULD LOVE SOME JESUS JUICE WIT THAT GRILLED JESUS SANDWICH.
THE JESUS GRILL, LIKE A FOREMAN GRILL BUT WIT THE LOVE OF OUR LORD INCLUDED FOR FREE!NOW COMES WITH FREE SALVATION. AND FREE POST AND PACKAGING
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SINGER
JESUS GRILL, JESUS GRILL,GET YOURSELF A HOLY FILL, IF YOU USE THE JESUS GRILL
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