British Comedy Guide

Jesus Grill Sketch

FADE IN:(JESUS GRILL)
INT. T.V.STUDIO – DAY
T.V. PRESENTER
HEY THERE . IS YOU A CHRISTIAN? IS YOU A JESUS FREAK? DO Y’ALL FIND YOURSELF OFTEN ASKIN WHAT WOULD JESUS DO? DON’T YA’LL NEVER ASK YOURSELF WHAT WOULD JESUS EAT? IF YOU DO THEN IT’S ABOUT TIME THAT YA’LL GOT YOURSELF A JESUS GRILL.THE JESUS GRILL IS A REVOLUTIONARY NEW COOKING SYSTEM FOR GOOD CHRISTIAN FOLKS LIKES YOU
SERIES OF SHOTS:
A)JESUS GRILL
B)JESUS GRILL MAKING A TOASTIE WITH THE FACE OF JESUS IMPRINTED IN THE MIDDLE
C)JESUS GRILLED USED TO COOK CHICKEN,FISH, VEGTABLES ETC

THE JESUS GRILL NOT ONLY DRAINS SINFUL FAT FROM YOUR FOOD BUT ALSO THANKS TO IT’S PATENT PENDING FLAT GRILL PUTS THE FACE OF JESUS RIGHT ON YOUR FOOD. WANTS TO MAKE YOUR SELF A NICE GRILLED CHEESE SANDWHICH WITH THE SMILING FACE OF JESUS ON YOUR BREAD. MMM HMM DON’T THAT LOOK TASTY. OR GRILL THE FACE OF JESUS RIGHT ON YOUR LOAVES AND FISHES MMN HMM THOSE IS SOME TASTY MORSELS RIGHT THERE.AND THAT’S NOT ALL, ORDER THE JESUS GRILL TODAY AND GET A FREE JESUS JUICER, CAUSE YA’LL WOULD LOVE SOME JESUS JUICE WIT THAT GRILLED JESUS SANDWICH.
THE JESUS GRILL, LIKE A FOREMAN GRILL BUT WIT THE LOVE OF OUR LORD INCLUDED FOR FREE!NOW COMES WITH FREE SALVATION. AND FREE POST AND PACKAGING
(JINGLE)
SINGER
JESUS GRILL, JESUS GRILL,GET YOURSELF A HOLY FILL, IF YOU USE THE JESUS GRILL
FADE OUT.

Hahaha! Laughing out loud Loved the idea...just one thing though it's quite hard to read sketches when they're all in capitals. Just think about the way you set it out! But the premise is good.

Yes very funny sketch - love it!

Frankie xxx Laughing out loud

The problem for me is that I've seen a genuine product that brands Jesus's face onto food. The sketch remains funny however.

loved it and i can see it happening!

Yes Very very good! Well done.

I really liked that!

I can imagine Peter Sera, Peter Serafinowicz? doing that sketch justice.

However wasn't 'Jesus Juice' the name Michael Jackson gave to wine in order to make it more paletable to young (male) taste buds?

Had he not heard of WKD Blue?

I only liked the first album the insecure nonce turfed out (not enough to buy it mind), the useless twat. Oh the shame of the 80's.

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