Unsolicited gag submissions

Hi. I have track record of writing gags and sketches for Rory Bremner and Terry Wogan.

1500 broadcast radio and TV gags.

Looking for submission opportunities in TV and radio today.

Can anyone give me a heads up?

I went into the butchers which had been recently turned into a delicatessen with an offal counter.
I looked at the offal and said "Have you got a Lambs face?"
"No" said the butcher. "I've just been in the Nativity play!"

That's just a contrived version of
I asked the butcher if he had a sheeps head
He said no, it's just the way I comb my hair.