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Quote: stonecoldsteveaustin @ 18th September 2024, 5:18 AM

A If he does win,we'll rarely hear from him.He'll be playing golf.
B If he loses he'll try to start a revolution.

I think I prefer A

I only wish 'A' were true. He's only happy when people are talking about him. A classic narcissist.

C he will be in jail for paying hush money payments to the porno star he was screwing behind his pregnant wife's back

Quote: Lazzard @ 17th September 2024, 9:59 PM

Rappers.
Perhaps Trump thinks that's how you spell 'rapers'.
Would explain a lot.

He likes Latin music too apparently..

"Latin music superstar Nicky Jam. Do you know Nicky? She's hot."

No I don't really

But I do know "she" is a man, with a beard, you f**king moron

The Fed cuts interest rates for the first time in four years

Trump will be gutted

Trump could well go two for two on preventing the US having their first ever female President
Keep at it Donald we've tried female Prime Ministers over here and it never ends well
Trump dodges bullets so that the rest of the country can dodge a metaphorical one

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Thatcher? May? Truss?
Certainly a good argument for never electing Conservative prime ministers anyway!

Quote: Chris Hallam @ 19th September 2024, 6:09 AM

Thatcher? May? Truss?
Certainly a good argument for never electing Conservative prime ministers anyway!

Well Teresa was quit fanciable.

Quote: Chappers @ 19th September 2024, 6:12 PM

Well Teresa was quit fanciable.

You might be thinking of a different Teresa May! 😉 https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/uk-world-news/glamour-model-teresa-tweets-i-8401931

No I don't think he is

He's into gilfs

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Quote: Chris Hallam @ 19th September 2024, 6:09 AM

Thatcher? May? Truss?
Certainly a good argument for never electing Conservative prime ministers anyway!

I'm starting to think Labour needs to be a bit more inclusive
Have they ever even had a female leader?

This might be controversial, but I always liked Teresa May and her awkward robotic ways. She seemed decent.

A black Republican governor that Trump boasted was 'better than Martin Luther King' has been caught out claiming his is a 'black nazi' on a dating site

He also claims slavery was good and he wished they'd bring it back so he could buy some

He also claims he enjoys watching transgender porn - despite demonising the transgender community with hateful slurs for years

Yep - Trump attracts all the f**king despicable weirdos...

" I surround myself only with the best and most serious people"

Yep people with views like this...

that transgender women should be arrested for using women's bathrooms. if they need to relieve themselves, they should "find a corner outside somewhere," to use his exact words.

that political assassinations are necessary. again, to use his own words, "some folks need killing."

that stories about the Holocaust -- once again, to use his own words -- are hogwash.

that Harvey Weinstein and Bill Cosby got railroaded by the woke mob.

that Michelle Obama is a man.

that women should not have the right to vote.

Yep - Trump attracts all the f**king despicable weirdos...

He certainly attracts you., so I suppose you're right.

Yep

only the "best people"

Matt Gaetz: New court filings accuse congressman of attending drug-fueled sex party with teen

Rep. Matt Gaetz, the MAGA-fied Florida Republican, attended a drugged-up sex party with a 17-year-old girl he has long claimed not to know, according to three eyewitnesses cited in court papers filed late Thursday night.

They said the underage teen showed up in her mom's car for the July 15, 2017, gathering, which was held at lobbyist Chris Dorworth's Lake Mary home, NOTUS reported. A high school junior at the time, the girl was provided for the enjoyment of Gaetz and the other attendees who were there to "engage in sexual activities," while indulging in "alcohol, cocaine, ecstasy ... and marijuana," the court filings said.

"NEWS: Vice President Kamala Harris has accepted a CNN debate invitation for October 23. Former president Donald Trump has not yet responded, but has previously stated that he will not participate in a 3rd debate."

Cmon you chicken shit orange turd

Time for another ass whoopin you freakin weirdo

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