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US election 2024 Page 19

Quote: stonecoldsteveaustin @ 18th September 2024, 5:18 AM

A If he does win,we'll rarely hear from him.He'll be playing golf.
B If he loses he'll try to start a revolution.

I think I prefer A

I only wish 'A' were true. He's only happy when people are talking about him. A classic narcissist.

C he will be in jail for paying hush money payments to the porno star he was screwing behind his pregnant wife's back

Quote: Lazzard @ 17th September 2024, 9:59 PM

Rappers.
Perhaps Trump thinks that's how you spell 'rapers'.
Would explain a lot.

He likes Latin music too apparently..

"Latin music superstar Nicky Jam. Do you know Nicky? She's hot."

No I don't really

But I do know "she" is a man, with a beard, you f**king moron

The Fed cuts interest rates for the first time in four years

Trump will be gutted

Trump could well go two for two on preventing the US having their first ever female President
Keep at it Donald we've tried female Prime Ministers over here and it never ends well
Trump dodges bullets so that the rest of the country can dodge a metaphorical one

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Thatcher? May? Truss?
Certainly a good argument for never electing Conservative prime ministers anyway!

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