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General Election 2024 Page 44

Quote: lofthouse @ 20th July 2024, 11:47 AM

What's so funny?

He hasn't lied to parliament

He didn't say "let the bodies pile high"

He didn't get a police caution

He hasn't broken any laws that he forced onto the rest of us

He hasnt given any dodgy contracts to any of his millionaire buddies

And he didn't tell world war 2 veterans to f**k off cos ITV was far more important

How long has been "in power"?

Quote: Chappers @ 20th July 2024, 10:51 AM

Let's see when we get flooded by illegal immigrants, prisoners are let out early to recommit and more housing built on green belt land. Why don't they just build a few more prisons?

You sound like you are desperate for the government to fail. Don't you want them to succeed? Where is your sense of patriotism?

Said without a hint of irony.

Quote: Stephen Goodlad @ 20th July 2024, 7:02 PM

Said without a hint of irony.

Absolutely dripping with irony, I would say.
Unless yours was said without a hint of irony.

Quote: Chris Hallam @ 20th July 2024, 2:54 PM

You sound like you are desperate for the government to fail. Don't you want them to succeed? Where is your sense of patriotism?

"Rishi Sunak was warned by senior civil servants a week before he called the election that he was at risk of breaching his legal responsibilities if he failed to take action over the prison overcrowding crisis, a leaked document reveals.
The advice, sent to the former prime minister on 15 May, said that failing to make an urgent decision on prison capacity would mean the criminal justice system in England and Wales reaching the point of "critical failure".

Starmer has inherited a country that has been run into the ground by the biggest bunch of feckless cretins Number 10 has probably witnessed in it's entire history

And despite being in office for about a fortnight, some people actually believe he is to blame 🤣🤣🤣

Imagine that?!

Yeah Starmer! Why have you spent the last two weeks sitting idly by whilst water companies dump tonnes of human shit in our rivers?? Huh??

Immigrants arriving in small boats is at record levels - what the hell have you been doing for the last two WEEKS???

Jeeez

Quote: lofthouse @ 20th July 2024, 10:06 PM

"Rishi Sunak was warned by senior civil servants a week before he called the election that he was at risk of breaching his legal responsibilities if he failed to take action over the prison overcrowding crisis, a leaked document reveals.
The advice, sent to the former prime minister on 15 May, said that failing to make an urgent decision on prison capacity would mean the criminal justice system in England and Wales reaching the point of "critical failure".

Starmer has inherited a country that has been run into the ground by the biggest bunch of feckless cretins Number 10 has probably witnessed in it's entire history

And despite being in office for about a fortnight, some people actually believe he is to blame 🤣🤣🤣

Imagine that?!

Yeah Starmer! Why have you spent the last two weeks sitting idly by whilst water companies dump tonnes of human shit in our rivers?? Huh??

Immigrants arriving in small boats is at record levels - what the hell have you been doing for the last two WEEKS???

Jeeez

Exactly. He needs to get his bloody finger out.

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