Door-to-Door Cat Salesman Sketch
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Scene 1. Living Room.
A WOMAN IS HOLDING A TABBY CAT IN HER ARMS. SHE GOES TO THE DOOR TO THE GARDEN, OPENS IT AND PUTS THE CAT DOWN.
Woman: Out you go, Fluffy.
THE CAT GOES OUT AND THE WOMAN SHUTS THE DOOR.
F/X: THE FRONT DOOR BELL SOUNDS.
Scene 2. Front Porch.
THE WOMAN OPENS THE FRONT DOOR. A MAN IS STANDING THERE WITH A CAT IN HIS ARMS.
Man: Can I interest you in buying a cat?
Woman: No, thank you. I've just put one out.
I've tried, but I still don't get this.
Short and fairly sweet.
Quote: David H @ November 6, 2007, 10:38 PMI've tried, but I still don't get this.
You're not missing much!
Not that it will help you, but, on reflection, I would dispense with the 'Salesman' and just have:
Man: Would you like a cat?
If it's a tobacco related joke (which I think it is), then it's a step up from the cat called cigarette, who kept being taken out for a drag.
Or the dog without any legs.