British Comedy Guide

New Dawn Not Dumb

Hello everyone,
I'm here to give you "A" New Dawn speech. "A" New Dawn is not dumb! That's for damn sure. Assure it. Assure me.

I've got it and you need me. You need people like me! (said in a Scarface accent)!

Yeah I could sit around only caring about myself (like most do) but no one would care enough about me (like most do).

Imagine if I rambled on about this and that with my wit and my style.
Yeah it would be that damn good! (We all agree) (or we're dumb)!

Pay me to continue or this is the beginning of "(my outro)"

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