A GUY HAS BEEN INVOLVED IN AN ACCIDENT WHILE CROSSING THE ROAD, HIS ARM IS TRAPPED UNDER THE WHEEL OF A LORRY, AN AMBULANCE HAS ARRIVED, THE MANS WIFE IS BY HIS SIDE.
MAN: It's my arm! I can't move it! It's trapped under the wheel!
PARRAMEDIC 1: Don't worry sir, we'll have you out of there in no time at all.
THE PARRAMEDIC CHECKS THE MANS ARM.
WIFE: Will he be ok?
PARRAMEDIC 2: Just stand back love, we'll take good care of him, he'll be fine...how's it look Bert?
PARRAMEDIC 1: It's a bad one Sandeep, we'll need some lifting gear, you'd best call the fire brigade.
WIFE: Oh please God! Let him be ok...you will be able to save his arm won't you?
PARRAMEDIC 1: Of course madam...where would you like it sent?
Nice gag.