MADGE-ORITY
PSYCHOLOGIST'S STUDIO.
PATIENT (writhing on bed) and PSYCHOLOGIST.
PATIENT Oh goodness gosh and gracious, Mr Psychologist Sir, you simply must aid me!
PSYCHOLOGIST Come, come, come, as the priest said to the choirboys. Fret not, I've studied in Stoke... What screams to be the problem?
PATIENT Madonna.
PSYCHOLOGIST Come on, she's not that bad.
PATIENT I mean, I'm obsessed with Madonna.
PSYCHOLOGIST I see... And this is similar to worship?
PATIENT Yes, like a prayer.
PSYCHOLOGIST Or never being touched?
PATIENT Like a virgin.
PSYCHOLOGIST Or being in a magazine.
PATIENT Vogue.
PSYCHOLOGIST Gosh, you ARE obsessed.
PATIENT Hung up.
PSYCHOLOGIST Teetering on the edge...
PATIENT Borderline.
PSYCHOLOGIST And your dad...
PATIENT Oh, father!
PSYCHOLOGIST What do you say when he lectures you?
PATIENT Papa, don't preach.
PSYCHOLOGIST Well, at least you'll survive.
PATIENNT I will survive. I mean, live to tell.
PYSCHOLOGIST And admit in in a Spanish isle, like...
PATIENT La Isla Bonita.
PSYCHOLOGIST Or a discothèque, where you...
PATIENT Get into the groove.
PSYCHOLOGIST And curtsey...
PATIENT Take a bow.
PYSCHOLOGIST As you make...
PATIENT Confessions on a dance floor.
PSYCHOLOGIST As you bare your soul...
PATIENT Open your heart?
PSYCHOLOGIST To an attractive foreigner, a...
PATIENT Beautiful stranger.
PSYCHOLOGIST Explaining the topic to a lady. Discussing the...
PATIENT Material, girl.
PSYCHOLOGIST Well, instead of telling her you're nuts over her and...
PATIENT Crazy for you.
PSYCHOLOGIST You need to...
PATIENT Don't tell me.
PYSCHOLOGIST... To show your true colours...
PATIENT True blue.
PSYSCHOLOGIST Put this on ice...
PATIENT Frozen.
PSYCHOLOGIST Is this possible?
PATIENT You'll see.
PSYCHOLOGIST But first, you need to take a vacation and party. A break and rave. Time out and divert yourself.
PATIENT You're right! Cheers, mate.