Newsagent Sketch
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Int. W.H.Smith Newsagent.
A VERY FAT WOMAN IS AT THE COUNTER BUYING SEVERAL MAGAZINES. THE CHECKOUT GIRL READS OUT THE TITLES AS SHE SCANS THEM.
Checkout Girl: 'Hello' .. 'Slimming Monthly'
THE FAT WOMAN LOOKS A LITTLE EMBARRASSED.
Checkout Girl: 'WeightWatchers' … 'Slimming World'.
THE CHECKOUT GIRL PUTS THE MAGAZINES IN A BAG.
Checkout Girl: Thirteen Pounds Eighty, Please
THE FAT WOMAN RUMMAGES IN HER PURSE AS THE CHECKOUT GIRL PICKS UP A MASSIVE BAR OF GALAXY CHOCOLATE.
Checkout Girl: Can I interest you in a half-price bar of chocolate?
