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Pulp or the Spice Girls? Page 2

Rupert is just a fun project. Not meant to be the next White Album.
Obsessed with the Beatles? We can work it out.

Pulp are great. I can't say the same about the Spice Girls though..

Pulp are shit.

Pulp are brilliant and the Spice Girls are rubbish

Reader polls by magazines Just Seventeen and Smash Hits have consistently concluded that Pulp are 'really bad' and Spice Girls are 'really good'. I'm no expert but that seems conclusive to me.

Quote: Definitely Tarby @ 21st August 2023, 10:35 PM

Reader polls by magazines Just Seventeen and Smash Hits have consistently concluded that Pulp are 'really bad' and Spice Girls are 'really good'. I'm no expert but that seems conclusive to me.

Is that where Monkhouse gets his ideas from?

I quickly misread the thread title, and thought it said "Pump the Spice Girls".

Old Britpop joke:
"Who's best, Blur or Oasis?"
"Pulp"

"Elastica"

They're all crap. It was just journos tryna fill the pages.

Copy and paste...
Today in music history...
The Battle of Britpop and it's between Oasis, Blur and Pulp. Which one is the biggest pile of total and utter f**king shit? Oasis set standards high with the tantalisingly almost total and utter f**king shit Be Here Now, but the average Blur B-side is such a total and utter f**king pile of f**king shit it makes One Direction sound like Led Zeppelin. Pride of place to Pulp though, for saying, 'Common people live like common people. People who are not common people do not live like common people because they are not common people,' and convincing a nation of adulant twats that this is profound and not a f**king total and f**king utter f**king pile of f**king shit. Well played!

Did Jarvis try it on with your wife once or something?

What's the difference between a circumcision and Jarvis? A circumcision is not a complete dick.

PS
Today in Britpop history...
It's a tossup between Liam Gallagher and Damon Alban. Who has the smuggest, most self-obsessed, totally self-absorbed, mind-numbingly deluded, brain-f**kingly punchworthy f**king face?

I do like Michael Monkhouse's bang up to date comedy references. I'm looking forward to some John Major and Bill Clinton gags next.

Jealousy is a terrible thig.
Pulp are f**king terrible too.

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