Come on lighten up guys, it's quite funny really!
shock and horror, somebody disagreed with somebody else..
It's all in jest and I am sure Mr Skubber is a fully legitimate and deserving claimant (if he is indeed a claimant..) and doesn't smoke any illegal substances whatsoever, a fine upstanding pillar of his local community is he...
well done Mr Skubber!!
Nope, not a claimant, just a champion for those who don't wanna work for a living. They didn't manifest into this mortal existence to be drones or to meet the approval of Frankie and his ilk.
Now that our cards are on the table and we know who the bigots & fascists are, we can relax and fire up a doob and pretend to be friends!
Alright!
Quote: Skibbington von Skubber @ November 8, 2007, 10:44 AMNope, not a claimant, just a champion for those who don't wanna work for a living. They didn't manifest into this mortal existence to be drones or to meet the approval of Frankie and his ilk.
Now that our cards are on the table and we know who the bigots & fascists are, we can relax and fire up a doob and pretend to be friends!
Alright!
OK, pass it over then..
If I'm the bigot that must make you the facist, right? 
How you can champion people who don't want to work and who expect free money from the state is beyond me. If you were championing people who can't work due to no fault of their own, I could understand (and applaud) that.. If that makes me a bigot, then I am one!
I really don't understand your thinking!
Thanks for the smoke.. I prefer beer myself, here have a bottle of Corona with me.. I love Mexican beer!
You know alcohol kills more people each year than weed ever does? As the late great Bill Hicks once said "You can't get into a car and kill somebody after you've smoked weed..because you're only going 4mph, just see a bunch of Domino's pizza vans passing you by". 
Anyway ...
I registered with 4Laughs a few days ago so I could enter this.
Looks like a great prize!
Can we stay on topic now. I keep seeing this thread updated thinking its useful info about the competition but then finding out a lot of it is banter that can be moved to another thread or pm.
Here here.
Might I just venture to suggest that the offspring of a facist and a bigot might be a faggot? '
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Sorry yes, staying on topic I wouldn't mind the chance to meet Johnny V
Quote: Croydesponger @ November 8, 2007, 2:22 PMMight I just venture to suggest that the offspring of a facist and a bigot might be a faggot? '
Sorry yes, staying on topic I wouldn't mind the chance to meet Johnny V
Frankie Von Skubber ?
Am entering this. just hit on a reasonable premise (after much pencil snapping). think it's an interesting challenge as although the situation is incongruous, the ideas have trickled rather than poured.
I could only think up one idea and I entered it at the weekend. I've tried thinking up other ideas since and haven't been able to think of anything convincing. I guess, though, that that's the point of the competition - it's got to be difficult!
Because it has been unleashed from my incredibly creative brain, I think my sketch is a brilliantly unique and higly original idea.
However because of the very out-there nature of the premise perhaps there is only a limited number of ways to execute it into a sketch. Maybe we are all sending in the same brillantly unique and highly original idea?
If so, I thought of it first!
Let's stay off-topic and annoy those hoity toity types.. tsk! tsk!
An internet forum where people stay on topic, bloody hell, they'll be ironing their underpants next!
That's after they've catalogued their bus ticket collection, of course!
Come back Skib, your posts are at least 'alive' !!!
On that subject Frankie, have you seen the new, improved bendy buses?
They now come with 200% more flexibility and are guaranteed to clear an entire motorway in one sudden swerve.
Someone got trapped under one of them recently and dragged for a couple of miles. Nice.
I don't know how that's blameable on the bendy bit, but I'm sure it is somehow.
Yes but do they issue special tickets though.. have you got any bendy bus tickets.. I have swaps!! I've got some Croydon and Sheffield Tram tickets! PM me if you want (don't want to upset those hoitie toities..)