Anyone know which UK standup this is? Saw a hilarious bit online a while back but can't find it again.
The stand-up tells a story about his school days. A kid from the "stupid kids" table says : "You can't tell me what to do. You're not even my real dad." To which the teacher replies: "No, I'm not your real dad. I'm your teacher. And I'm a woman."
Ring any bells?
