A young man is sitting on the sofa, watching TV. His parents stand by the door, looking at him.
Mother
You've got to give him the conversation, you've kept it back long enough.
Father
Okay, go and wait in the kitchen.
The mother exits and the father sits on the sofa, beside the son.
Father
Turn this off, Michael.
The son turns off the television and turns towards his father expectantly. The father puts his arm round the young man's shoulders.
Father
Michael, there comes a time in every young man's life when a father is forced to tell him, "Son, get out of my house."
