I'm reading the Pete and Dud scripts, and am weak from laughter.
From At the Art Gallery. Pete and Dud have met in front of the Rubens.
DUD: Here, have a sandwich. My feet are killing me.
PETE: What's that got to do with the sandwich?
DUD: Nothing, I just said it afterwards, that's all.
PETE: Well you shouldn't say things like that together, it could confuse a stupid person.
What are you reading? Redux
The last of the giants- the true story of Guns n Roses