I shall resolve to be more obvious......AYE, I got bladdered last night. Yeah, really plastered. I was so rat-arsed that I couldn't even watch...Clarkson without having a technicolour yawn. Absolutely shit faced. *Burp*.
Thankamayou 
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That was my weekend... and I'm a girl!!!! haha! I am really a girl...promise!
I believe you....a man would have digressed through each drink and vomit.