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Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 14th March 2023, 9:29 AM

An attack of the apostrophe's (sic)

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Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 14th March 2023, 9:29 AM

An attack of the apostrophe's (sic)

At least they're consistent. I always scratch my head when I see apostrophes used correctly and incorrectly on the same sign.

Quote: DaButt @ 15th March 2023, 12:14 AM

At least they're consistent. I always scratch my head when I see apostrophes used correctly and incorrectly on the same sign.

You mean if it had "Ope'n" as well 😁

Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 15th March 2023, 12:26 AM

You mean if it had "Ope'n" as well 😁

Su're, something like tha't.

While we're on the subject........

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Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 15th March 2023, 9:15 AM

While we're on the subject........

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What's wrong with those? Obviously warning people not to touch their food.

Quote: Chappers @ 15th March 2023, 5:51 PM

What's wrong with those? Obviously warning people not to touch their food.

Highlightin'g th'e apostrophe's

I realise tomatoes are in short supply, but bloody hell!

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Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 15th March 2023, 10:59 PM

Highlightin'g th'e apostrophe's

The cat's food, the chicken's food, the rabbit's food etc.

Quote: Chappers @ 16th March 2023, 5:50 PM

The cat's food, the chicken's food, the rabbit's food etc.

It doesn't say that at all.

Quote: Chappers @ 16th March 2023, 5:50 PM

The cat's food, the chicken's food, the rabbit's food etc.

Quote: DaButt @ 16th March 2023, 8:58 PM

It doesn't say that at all.

Exactly, as DaButt rightly points out. You've read something in it that is not there - I'm puzzled as to why you think that.

And for years I thought it came from camels

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Ack-cher-ley, there are substances called "honey" which are not produced by bees, such as an extract from dates, so in some places in the world this might need clarifying. Exodus talks of "the land of milk and honey", and they definitely weren't getting up to any apiary in the desert.

Quote: gappy @ 17th March 2023, 10:27 AM

Ack-cher-ley, there are substances called "honey" which are not produced by bees, such as an extract from dates, so in some places in the world this might need clarifying. Exodus talks of "the land of milk and honey", and they definitely weren't getting up to any apiary in the desert.

😄 When I posted that, it did occur to me, but rather than search the web, I thought I'd let someone else do it, so thank you!

And as an added bonus, I post a different one for you to analyse.

".............before I order, can you tell me, how fresh is the crap?"

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Holy carp!

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