I am impressed with their 80007-day plan.
Silly Signs Page 18
Those were the days, long gone sadly, when you could get an evening meal for a quid

You can get an ointment for that......................

This isn't silly, they definitely know what they're doing.
That Chris will shag anything, the dirty bugger...........Disgusting

BUT..................

Good! 'Cos it's a bastard when you get one stuck in your throat!

I hope it's a Santa's Grotto!

Some people are so ignorant - ignoring signs....................

Bit harsh!........... 😧

Er.......

Yeah.............and that's exactly what anyone would say who actually does have a dinosaur - you're fooling no one!!

Shame, as I love a good conger, and are great fun.........

Oh the irony - were they reading the sign?

And another near miss - a bit more to the right, and they could have won the free car valeting voucher
