I'm so naive...

How about a little game. There's a very old Vic Reeves gag, "I'm so naive, I thought Eartha Kitt was a set of gardening implements", and perhaps we can do some of our own.

I'm so naive, I thought Pete Tong was a tool for picking up turf

I'm so naive, I thought Carol Vorderman wrote Christmas songs for the government

I'm so naive, I thought Myleene Klass was a highly successful slimming instructor.

I'm so naive, I thought Jim Broadbent was a woman demonstrating downward dog at the leisure centre.

I'm so naive, I thought Laurie Lee was sheltering behind a truck.

Romesh Ranganathan does a similar thing in the between round breaks on The Weakest Link.
EG "Who thinks Pete Tong was a tool for picking up turf?"
They get through about 20 a week - you might want to send some in.

I'm so naive, I thought Micky Flanagan was the type of pudding you had every week.
I'm so naive, I thought Little Richard was a small turd.
I'm so naive, I thought Bonnie Tyler was a good-looking plasterer,

I'm so naive I thought Richard Madely was my father.

I'm so naive, I thought Tom Courtney hit his leg on a drumkit.

I'm So Naive I thought Nick Hornby was one of the great train robbers

I'm so naive I thought Nish Kumar was a comedian. (or a specialist in unusual orgasms)

What an overrated bighead that bloke is.