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What should you not ask on a first date?

My paper recently had a (strange) woman who had a list of 20 questions she would ask on a first date.

Can you think of something you shouldn't ask on a first date?

I'll start. Do you think your mum would be interested in a threesome?

"On a scale of one to ten, how badly are you turned off by herpes?"

"Can I have your bank account number and sort code?"

"Do you post regularly on the British Comedy Guide forums?"

Truss or Sunak?

Truss or Support Hose

Do you have XX or XY chromosomes?

Don't you agree that Nigel Farage has marvellous dress sense?

Are you my real dad?

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