I can't be bothered to be apathetic! Oh come on. This has to be well over 50 years ago.
Fringe jokes 2022
A few groaners there, but I like this one by Richard Pulsford: "I sent a food parcel to my first wife. FedEx"
Quote: Chappers @ 22nd August 2022, 9:42 PMI can't be bothered to be apathetic! Oh come on. This has to be well over 50 years ago.
Yup, down there with 'I used to be indecisive!!!' or 'My new hobby is procrastination!!!!!!'
F**k me, what a shit year. I know these might benefit from delivery and the cumulative effect of a full set, plus it's tough to isolate one-liners from routines, but this is the shittiest year I can remember. If this is the state of play, I'm amazed I get so much stage fright.
I like "I'm not a mourning person".
I like that one too, plus Olaf's two. I can't see how the pasta one won, it's so obvious and corny.
I saw some others that were submitted to Dave and they were much better than the 10 chosen.
Quote: Aaron @ 23rd August 2022, 6:05 PMI saw some others that were submitted to Dave and they were much better than the 10 chosen.
Go on. Let's see them.
You don't believe anything could be better than those?