Godot Taxis
Monday 5th June 2023 6:13pm [Edited]
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Hooray it's time for
Manager of the Month: April
Manager of the Month for April was won by Qatar Practice's Steve Sunshine. Congratulations to him.
Steve, a former overall winner of the Clique league and veteran coach, was presented with the trophy at the Qatar Practice ground by an aspiring Northern actress with big tits. Always magnanimous in victory, he put his late surge down to jumbo fried banana and peanut-butter sandwiches and long, fruitful planning sessions on the commode.
In an exciting development for fans of the Dutch game Steve was joined in his celebrations by Ron Vlaar, the former Aston Villa captain, who was initially refused entry to the ground as no-one on the staff knew who he was.
Runners up Kipper and Anton both voiced their abiding respect for Sunshine; "Steve's only won the league three times so it's good to see him finally get something, grumbled the Aha Land manager. Alf Kipper offered praise but with the following caveat; "He's Manager of the Month, but so what? It's a season, not a month and - I've got to sit down, thinking about Don has given me an erection."
Steve Sunshine has left the building.