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BCG Fantasy Premier League 2022/23 Page 39

Quote: Godot Taxis @ 9th May 2023, 4:34 PM

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Ramsdale
Tori, Pedro Porro, Van Dijk
McNeil, Willian, Cairney, Doucouré, Ward-Prowse
Iwoniyi, Vinicius

Basically, if you had any of these players in your team with the possible exception of Van Dijk, you don't know what you're doing.

I didn't have any of them, and still don't know what I am doing.

Quote: Godot Taxis @ 10th May 2023, 1:55 PM

In other words Herc is actually 7th behind Steve........................

F**k me - Does that mean I qualify for the European Cup, or do I get a badge? Just a small enamel one would do.

Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 10th May 2023, 4:23 PM

I didn't have any of them, and still don't know what I am doing.

Well, me too.

Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 10th May 2023, 4:23 PM

F**k me - Does that mean I qualify for the European Cup, or do I get a badge? Just a small enamel one would do.

You get a place on Love Island Trans edition.

Quote: Godot Taxis @ 10th May 2023, 1:55 PM

Goodlad has stopped playing

Although he played his wildcard two weeks ago and last week brought in Salah for De Bruyne and captained him. Thus beating me by one point in the H2H.

Quote: Godot Taxis @ 10th May 2023, 5:05 PM

You get a place on Love Island Trans edition.

Nice. Will you be there? 😘

Quote: Godot Taxis @ 10th May 2023, 1:55 PM

I
The following are Clique members in good standing:

Anton
Kipper
Bunter
Godot
Ben
Steve
Herc
Goodlad

The following are members who are not:

Radish
JP (Shotgun)
Dan
Fiori

So, all members in the second list are to be considered suspended from the Clique. I will not actually suspend them, which would remove their names from table, because this will mean that they won't automatically be included when the Clique respawns next season, but their scores are not valid in relation to any members in good standing.

In other words Herc is actually 7th behind Steve and Bunter is third.

And I think that makes me manager of the month if I'm not very much mistaken

I've not stopped playing - more dialed it down a lot.
My knack for picking a captain that does not play one minute, even on double weeks is galling.
But seeing as I am in good standing, I shall return next season.

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ 11th May 2023, 4:00 PM

And I think that makes me manager of the month if I'm not very much mistaken

It does. And I'm sure you remember the ceremony?

The pics will be up soon.

Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 11th May 2023, 12:24 AM

Nice. Will you be there? 😘

I was originally but got Terfed out.

Alternate joke:

I was originally but got winkled out.

Yer big girl's blouse

I'm not made up about it.

And do you often get your winkle out

Well that was the hardest transfer decision I can remember, not helped by those late injuries to key players. Chopped and changed till I got fed up and so just acted before I got timed out. Could've got it totally wrong, not sure about the captain choice either and couldn't change the goalie in time, but never mind, I'm sure others were scratching their heads, I hope.

Wasn't as taken with the max double gameweek option this time, Brighton with two tough away games, Newcastle home and dry for top 4. Like I say, could have got that one totally wrong🤔

Just five players have played yet they got me way more than my entire team did last week... it's what makes the game great/terrifying

I was a bit cross with myself for leaving Grealish not only out of the team but also as as my farthest sub
But the fat calfed prima donnas absence may get me a couple more points
And a stupid Nan from Brighton helped a bit

Well that's mine and Arsenal's title bids over. I had Wilson in, Awyowiyio/the Forest no9 and a few others but never pressed the enter button until I went back on with 8 minutes to deadline and forgot all about the previous 'dead certs' I'd lined up the day before. I blame the pills I'm on for that final lineup - wtf! When's next season start?

That's a bit disingenuous of you Kipper, you might not choke this time, especially with the money you've forked out this season
Terence Trent Darby probably got you a few points tonight so all is not lost
(for you, not Arsenal)

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