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BCG Fantasy Premier League 2022/23 Page 35

No Offence would ever have been taken
That point seems to me more anti American than annoyingly Pedantic,

But back to the BCG Fantasy Premier league chat as it does exist if you search the thread hard enough
Obviously with Kippercheatgate no one is that interested about what's going on at the top of the table.
So Personally after a dreadful pre Qatar part of the season, I haven't had much to play for apart from leaving the Steve Boyband at the foot of the table due to creative differences.
But at this point I'm not that far off challenging for 6th place, and I was very very far away from that a month or two back.
I'm not too proud to play in the BCG Clique league European conference league next season if I can make it.

This is going well - dropped a place in both the league and the H2H, with the second worse score in the week. F**k, I know my football. 😎

Well, that didn't take long to lose two defenders' clean sheets tonight.

Jesus wasn't my saviour.

Quote: ContainsNuts @ 22nd April 2023, 11:10 AM

Jesus wasn't my saviour.

You are preaching to the converted here brother
That was the first of my costly transfers, the second was misspelling Jota as Gakpo

Lol, after 20 minutes my spurs defender is showing -1 point without touching the ball.
The letting of 5 in already must have something to do with it.

Quote: Stephen Goodlad @ 23rd April 2023, 2:26 PM

Lol, after 20 minutes my spurs defender is showing -1 point without touching the ball.
The letting of 5 in already must have something to do with it.

I'm surprised it was only -1.

The second-highest scorer this gameweek. And who was I playing in the H2H? Yes, the highest scorer.

But do I complain?

Quote: Billy Bunter @ 24th April 2023, 8:50 AM

The second-highest scorer this gameweek. And who was I playing in the H2H? Yes, the highest scorer.

But do I complain?

😆 Though I do sympathise (No, really), and am only posting this so I can say I beat Steve by 3 and have moved up to 7th! Wow.

Quote: Billy Bunter @ 24th April 2023, 8:50 AM

The second-highest scorer this gameweek. And who was I playing in the H2H? Yes, the highest scorer.

But do I complain?

I hope the bastard is at least being humble about it!

That's what I love about Anton - all heart 😂

So my FREE HIT team got me 9 whole points more than not free hitting would have done.

Watkins - who's scored or assisted every week since Neil Armstrong walked on the moon blanked as did Eze, Moreno, Jesus and Solanke. What's most annoying is that these clowns will all rake in the points next week when they disappear from my team. It's not even in doubt.

Even my shrewd gambit of fielding Andreas was tarnished by the fact that Ben got 8 points for Shar who is in my real team and hasn't scored or assisted since GW1. It's too f**king bad for words...

Another thing worth considering when looking at the bullshit FH chip is that it costs you 4pts to use because you lose a transfer that week. If I hadn't free hitted I would be down 9 points, but I would have Salah for GW33 whom I now have to use a transfer to bring in, so the net gain is actually only 5 points.

Yes, but now my brain hurts - you high flying boys are in a different class to lowly moi.

Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 25th April 2023, 3:42 PM

Yes, but now my brain hurts - you high flying boys are in a different class to lowly moi.

You captained Toney and got 18pts, which was only beaten by Bunter. You did well.

But overall you got the same points as Dan, who put the armband on Haaland and the vice on De Bruyne, neither of whom had a game, indicating he's stopped playing, so it's a f**king lottery.

Quote: Godot Taxis @ 25th April 2023, 4:01 PM

You captained Toney and got 18pts, which was only beaten by Bunter. You did well.

But overall you got the same points as Dan, who put the armband on Haaland and the vice on De Bruyne, neither of whom had a game, indicating he's stopped playing, so it's a f**king lottery.

Thank you, and do you think Dan has given up? Could he just not have engaged brain re MC?

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