This might be crap. I walked past the bathroom twenty minutes ago, saw the shower and thought "Oooh..."
Shareholders Sketch
Two men and two women, all suited, sit round a table in a conference room. One of the men has a stack of papers in front of him.
Man
For decades we've supplied British houses with reliable, clean water, and now there's insufficient funds. It's a tragedy and a travesty. What are we going to do now?
One of the women picks out a file from her bag. She speaks in an American accent.
Woman
Well, I think that I can help you. I have a strategy here that will finance you without forcing you to resort to the shadier sides of foreign investors...
Scene 2
An adult is calmly showering and whistling a jaunty tune. Suddenly, the water turns a lurid orange. The adult screams and slips, falling against the side of the shower. A friendly American voice speaks, seemingly out of the showerhead.
American Voice
Try Orange Crush today, our bubbliest, lubbliest soft drink yet.
The adult, still screaming, falls to the floor as the sickly orange liquid continues to fall.
American Voice
Orange you glad we thought of that.
