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Things that cheer you up Page 6

The swallows are back and we have a pair of Red Kites nesting.

Quote: Lazzard @ 5th May 2022, 6:13 PM

The swallows are back and we have a pair of Red Kites nesting.

Must look out for the swallows.

One swallow does not make a Summer. But it does mean she likes you.

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Lying naked in a blackberry bush on the bonnet of a Datsun Sunny.

Quote: A Horseradish @ 19th May 2022, 7:54 PM

Lying naked in a blackberry bush on the bonnet of a Datsun Sunny.

Did you grow a blackberry bush on the bonnet?

Quote: Chappers @ 19th May 2022, 8:57 PM

Did you grow a blackberry bush on the bonnet?

Yes but it wasn't the main thing I grew there.

Quote: A Horseradish @ 19th May 2022, 7:54 PM

Lying naked in a blackberry bush on the bonnet of a Datsun Sunny.

Quote: Chappers @ 19th May 2022, 8:57 PM

Did you grow a blackberry bush on the bonnet?

Quote: A Horseradish @ 19th May 2022, 10:12 PM

Yes but it wasn't the main thing I grew there.

He means his cock!

Quote: a plate @ 20th May 2022, 2:11 AM

He means his cock!

How dare you.

Happy 96th birthday to Stanley Baxter.

I now walk past a lake on my way to work every morning

It's absolutely teaming with ducks, geese, swans, squirrels etc etc

It's like walking on to the set of a Disney movie every morning

Better than walking past bumper to bumper cars

I live near a park and visit often for a walk and to feed the ducks. For the first time in my life a few weeks ago a duck nibbled my fingers when I was holding out seed. It didn't hurt in the slightest it was funny to feel the ducks beak on my fingertips. A few years ago an Otter had moved in to the park and was decimating the birds but I think it's gone now. Hopefully the council caught and released it but the Otter had made a lot of enemies.

The sun is out, the sky is blue, there's not a cloud to spoil the view...

And it's Royal Ascot

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Barry Humphries always cheers me up.

Empty planes.

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