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If You Were In A Boat That Was Sinking......

.....and you had to discard one item of clothing to stay afloat, what would you remove and throw overboard?

And why?

A. Trilby Hat
B. Cravat
C. Donkey Jacket
D. Braces
E. Y-Fronts
F. Plus Fours
G. The vest under your football shirt
H. Winceyette Pyjamas
I. V Neck Jumper
J. Army Boots

J .Army Boots.
All the others I think have potential to cause damage to the marine ecosystem.
Whereas some sea creatures could find the boots useful to make a home in.

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