OFFICE
A man is sat across the table to another man in an interview scenario.
BOSS
So Mr Jones basically all I need you to be able to do would be simple wiring work nothing elaborate.
MR JONES
What I would I be wiring?
BOSS
Trap doors
MR JONES
Trap doors?
BOSS
That's all I do
MR JONES
Do you get much work?
BOSS
I'm flat out they've never been more popular
MR JONES
To be honest I've been in the game for years and I've never heard of anyone getting one fitted
BOSS
Of course, you haven't, it's all hush hush
MR JONES
So how simple is this wiring?
The Boss picks up a large sample board and points at each example as he speaks
BOSS
Now this is our basic model the 'Ambassador'. Which as you can see is a doorbell that'S fitted under the desk. Once pressed the trap door will drop open. Then they close it back by hand .
This is the 'Imperial' as you can see this is a more elaborate toggle switch again wired under the desk and once pressed it will open the trap door and then close it again automatically
Then we have the 'Presidential' which is a buzzer that once pressed will open the trap door, close it and at the same time illuminate a 'Next' sign on the outside of the office door
MR JONES
They look simple enough, I suppose I'll be working all over the place
BOSS
You will but you won't know it, as only I will know the customers full address for security reasons
MR JONES
Then how do I get to the jobs?
BOSS
I drive to the jobs you'll be in the back on the van with a hood on. I don't take that off until you're in the property and the curtains are drawn so you never know where you are?
MR JONES
F**k that if you think I'm driving round hooded in the back of a van, you need a f**king Gimp not an electrician, you're off your f**king rocker
The Boss presses a buzzer Mr Jones disappears then the empty seat reappears.
There is then a knock on the office door
BOSS
Come in, can I help you?
A reluctant looking man enters.
MAN
The Next sign lit up , my names Mr Smith I've come about the electricians job
BOSS
Take a seat
