British Comedy Guide

Who knows about old phone-boxes? Page 2

They used to smell of wee.

Couldn't you wait, John?

Quote: john tregorran @ 14th September 2021, 3:40 AM

They used to smell of wee.

Only wee??

Luxury

Some of them can travel in time and space?

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ 16th September 2021, 9:23 PM

Some of them can travel in time and space?

Yes indeed they can but it depends on how you arc and fire it.

In my 1970s school we had ball bearings situated in the urinals.

You just sort of aimed and didn't compare.

Most didn't get it and remained on earth - I believe most of them became bricklayers sitting on donkeys in Yugoslavian mountains at just aged 12 - whereas being naturally gifted I spent the years 11 to 14 on the planet Venus in the year 2377.

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