A woman is getting undressed in her bedroom when a beyond jovial window cleaner suddenly appears at her window. The woman clutches her blouse to hide her bra.
WOMAN
Do you mind ....
CLEANER
Not if you don't
WOMAN
I'm in the middle of getting dressed!
CLEANER
I'm busy myself love I'm trying to make the match.
WOMAN
I'm not standing here half- dressed talking about football
The Window cleaner winks as he looks at her and the woman instinctively covers up more.
CLEANER
That's a shame, we're playing Bristol City at home in one of the cups
WOMAN
Who the hell are you anyway
CLEANER
winks
Me? I'm Saucy Sid the 70's window cleaner everyone round here knows me, and some know me more than others if you get my drift!
WOMAN
Just go away!
CLEANER
I never pull out until the jobs done
WOMAN
What's the hell is a 70's window cleaner anyway?
CLEANER
I do your front and your back one after the other for two bob!
WOMAN
Suddenly impressed
10p for the whole house? Does the include the conservatory?
CLEANER
It certainly does and we all know why they keep getting steamed up don't we!
The woman grabs her purse off the bedside cabinet
WOMAN
Here's 20p could you do my mother as well she lives in number 34
CLEANER
10p to do your mother? You're on!