A group of Taliban are in a room talking to a BBC Reporter just outside Kabul.
BBC
A lot of people say that your actions don't gel with the teachings of Islam.
MULLAH
I agree
BBC
Then why are you doing what you do?
MULLAH
Because it is written
BBC
But you said yourself it's not compatible with the Koran ?
MULLAH
We don't read the Koran anymore its too liberal
BBC
Then what are you following?
MULLAH
The comment section of the Daily Mail
BBC
That would explain an awful lot.
