Latest Everton Song

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity, it was the season of Light, it was the season of Darkness, it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair, we had everything before us, we had nothing before us, we were all going direct to Heaven, we were all going direct the other way.

Sung to the tune of 'I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts'

Good luck with Raf. He won us the Europa League.

I suspect I'm missing something crucial here, but the idea of a football crowd singing a Dicken quotation to an unsuitable tune amuses me.

I'm an Evertonian and its our new manager and he is beyond controversial . This was the most apt approach to it I could think of .