The Home Counties Hunt is in full pelt pursuing a Fox with a newspaper in its mouth.
The Fox runs under a gate and into a rainbow painted farm cottage.
Outside the cottage is a sign that reads
Gay Vegan Farm Shop
A man in pink T Shirt is leaning on inside of the gate smiling as the hunt draws up.
HUNTSMAN
You there have you seen a fox!
MAN
No and I've been here all morning. Tell a lie I did go out earlier to buy a dress.
HUNTSMAN
You must have seen it! It came round that corner.
MAN
Oh, that's not a Fox, that's my dog.
HUNTSMAN
That sir was a Fox!
MAN
Its madam actually and for your information it was born a Fox but now it's identifying as dog. It's just been for my copy of the Gay Times.
HUNTSMAN
Well fetch it out we want to murder it!
MAN
Not a chance, now please leave quietly as I don't want my Unicorn disturbed.
The hunt all laugh as one of them then jumps his horse over the fence.
MAN
That's trespassing.
HUNTSMAN
We sir hunt where we chose.
A two ton Rhino with a pink painted horn then comes running around the corner and gores the trespasser then tosses his lifeless body over the fence.
MAN
You were warned now piss off the lot of you before you upset my Gerbils.
The hunt all look at each other then turn and flee.
