British Comedy Guide

Delivery

Another silly short one!

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Scene 1. Ext. Front Garden [11:00]

A DELIVERY DRIVER KNOCKS ON THE DOOR. THE OWNER OF THE HOUSE ANSWERS THE DOOR.

HOME OWNER
Hello.

DELIVERY DRIVER
Hi, I’ve got a parcel for you.

THE DELIVERY DRIVER PASSES THE PARCEL TO THE HOME OWNER.

HOME OWNER
Thank you.

DELIVERY DRIVER
If you could just scribble on here for me.

THE DELIVERY DRIVER PASSES A CLIPBOARD AND PEN TO THE HOME OWNER.

HOME OWNER
Yeah, sure, no problem.

THE HOME OWNER THEN SCRIBBLES A DOODLE ON THE PAGE, MUCH TO THE AMAZEMENT OF THE DELIVERY DRIVER. THE HOME OWNER THEN PASSES THE CLIPBOARD AND PEN BACK TO THE DELIERY DRIVER.

HOME OWNER
Thanks a lot then, Bye!

THE HOME OWNER THEN CLOSES THE FRONT DOOR LEAVING THE DELIVERY DRIVER, DUMBFOUNDED, ON THE DOORSTEP.

END

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