Just watched Mystery Men, love that film.
So as an exercise in sheer pointlessness and creativity I thought why not come up with your own crap superheroes.
The Crisp, the ability to create potatoe based snacks of any flavor, given a 3 week notice.
Anyone else?
Chavman - rescues chavs from the brink of extinction and helps them breed.
Tatman & Sobbin' - They rescue loo roll ladies from car boot sales and get all emotional about it
Starbuck the wonderboy - too addicted to caffeine to be any use whatsoever
I saw a programme advertised about Croydon superheroes. Can't remember what it was called or when it's on.
(Croydon is just down te road from her - Chav city)