Hey all, my names Evan and I've finally come out into here to chat to you all. Ya'know - be a bit more sociable and all that!
If you wanted to know a bit more about me - I'm a compulsive swearer in person, but i'll keep it PG in here... No prizes for guessing the word (it's in the name). Born in 79 if you hadn't figured that one out either.
White, balding male with a tattoo of Bart Simpson on my left bum cheek.
Adios