Another sketch I've been working on for you to have a look over if you would be so kind! Again, any feedback would be much appreciated.
Q
Scene 1. Int. Police Interview Room [23:00]
POLICE OFFICER
You do not have to say anything. But it may harm your defence, if you do not mention, when questioned, something you later rely on in court. Anything you do say may be given in evidence. For the purpose of the tape, can you please provide your name?
CRIMINAL
Sorry.
POLICE OFFICER
I said please state your name.
CRIMINAL
You don’t understand I’m sorry.
POLICE OFFICER
It’s a bit late for apologies now. Why don’t you prove how sorry you are and cooperate? Name?
CRIMINAL
I’ve told you, I’m sorry. That’s my name-sorry. The vicar dropped me during my baptism, next thing you know he kept apologising and I’ve been stuck with the name ever since.
POLICE OFFICER
I’ll have to have this checked out on our database. Surname?
CRIMINAL
Whoopsie-Daisy.
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