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lol wasn't expecting that last line, thought you were just being yourself charley!

Yes - I thought Charley was getting a bit broody.

Reminds me of my time on Match.com

Very nice dig all the same

Quote: martin jones @ November 28, 2007, 4:07 PM

Reminds me of my time on Match.com

Very nice dig all the same

Did you strike up any interesting relationships?

Well David, it was quite an eye opener. A staggering number of attractive, well educated, well travelled, bright, ambitious and hard working young things looking for a partner in crime.

However having managed to do pretty much sod all of any interest or acclaim with my mediocre existance apart from being slightly delusional from a very young age and harbouring a warped sense of humour it was with dismay i realised i was actually unable to bring anything to the table.

I blame my parents.

I decided to save my pennies and just browse

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