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I couldn't decide which field to pooh in, so I'm shitting on the fence.

I think we might be on to something Herc - Shower mats, bath hats even scouring pads from the rougher, hardier, kilt wearing pube providers. And then full circle with fanny wigs, for those special occasions when only the discretion offered by a well groomed, self adhesive, lady garden will do!

Quote: lofthouse @ 15th February 2021, 9:44 PM

Wtf

I feel like I'm being groomed

Don't know what your issue is mate.

The thread is going lovely.

What is wrong with you, so called, people?

Quote: Ben @ 16th February 2021, 9:04 PM

What is wrong with you, so called, people?

Absolutely.

What is wrong with them?

Quote: Ben @ 16th February 2021, 9:04 PM

What is wrong with you, so called, people?

Is that what Ben thinks?

Quote: playfull @ 16th February 2021, 4:10 PM

I think we might be on to something Herc - Shower mats, bath hats even scouring pads from the rougher, hardier, kilt wearing pube providers. And then full circle with fanny wigs, for those special occasions when only the discretion offered by a well groomed, self adhesive, lady garden will do!

:D

What is the point of Pubic hair anyway? What purpose does it serve?

Quote: playfull @ 18th February 2021, 2:50 PM

What is the point of Pubic hair anyway? What purpose does it serve?

Keeps your privates warm

Never before have I seen such a blatant display of poofery!

Quote: playfull @ 18th February 2021, 2:50 PM

What is the point of Pubic hair anyway? What purpose does it serve?

It was a Victorian invention to hide away the genitalia in modest gentle folks.

Personally, I feel that time has moved on and it takes too long every hour staring at the white bit detached from a follicle to see if it moves. I wouldn't mind but the process makes it seem like it moves when it doesn't. Before you know it, you have a psychosomatic outbreak of excema.

Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 18th February 2021, 3:12 PM

Keeps your privates warm

That reminds me of a skit on the Dick Emery show - Emery is a Colonel in charge of an Army base and is showing a new officer around the place................................

Colonel Emery "Of course, we're very relaxed on this camp - we don't pull rank. All the officers we call by their first name and all the NCOs by their surname"

New Officer "And what do you call your Privates?"

Emery looks a bit surprised at the new officer............

Colonel Emery "Oh............Tom, Dick and Harry. What do you call yours?"

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