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2021 Predictions please Page 3

Quote: playfull @ 4th January 2021, 1:34 AM

I predict a riot,,,

And i predict Trump will flee the country ...

Not to Scotland though.

Clothing companies who sell on Amazon will double their profits. People order what they think is the right size. Turns out it isn't. They can't be bothered to send it back and just reorder the same product in a different size. Twice the price for every garment. They go "oh well.....at least we didn't have to find a parking space in the town centre and have to put the effort in to trying stuff on". Then once in debt they end up living in a parking lot having to get one leg in and one leg out of a trouser in the confined space of some £50 van that was made in the 1940s every morning. Until they get obese through eating discarded burgers from the waste bins and the sheer lack of exercise in a vehicular existence and have to go nude anyway.

Spam removed.

A bit late for 2021 predictions I think.

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